Solomon Kane- Fucking Rubbish
This is a fuckin rubbish movie. Despite the awesome visual, the movie fuckin failed to get me a hard on or even jizz in my pants.
Get a fuckin dvd instead people. I watched the first few minutes of it and fell asleep next to my girlfriend. The only time I woke up was when this fucker sitting next to me was talking on the phone. FUCKIN RETARD!
But wait there must be a story inside right? FUCK NO! Just a fuckin dude who sold his damn soul to the Devil and now he is seeking redemption. FUCK! I can get that by watching Spawn- not the movie, the animated series!
Fuck you Solomon Kane.
