great or garbage

This blog is about what I think is GREAT. If you don't like it then it is fine. I don't expect you to. If my blog helps you in any way whatsoever, that's fuckin GREAT.

Great Pen

As writers ,our weapon of choice is the pen. But not all pens can live up to your expectations. In fact most fucking pens I’ve used in the past are either fucking garbage or fall way too short - close but no cigar. I fucking hate it.

But after a long, arduous journey of finding the pen that rules over all fucking pen, I finally found it.The Pilot G-TEC C4 0.4 PEN, or another easy word for it, THE GREATEST FUCKIN PEN ON EARTH, is an awesome little fella.

To visualize how smooth this pen is, imagine a knife cutting through butter.  THAT’S HOW FUCKIN SMOOTH IT IS. And it never cease to amaze me whenever I write on any material: be it tissue, serviette, toilet paper, card, walls, human skin, etc etc, this little bugger is fuckin great!

And if you think I’m bullshitting out of my ass because I’m some copywriter, then let me tell you something. What if this pen was used by a legendary copywriter? Would that be a good selling point? You wanna know who? Look at the image below. For advertising copywriters, if you don’t who the bugger is, fuck on you. But for non-advertising practitioners, that is Mr. David Abbot. Probably one of the greatest copywriter in the world.

My favourite weapon to kill papers.

I want my PILOT G-TEC C4 Pen!